February 2012
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brunchwithsatan:
Do you ever listen to your washing machine and hear what sounds like a fucking wrench get tossed around the wash? And all you can think of is, ‘oh man- what the fuck did I leave in my pants that could be getting ruined?’
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moonshoestessa replied to your post: so my cousin just called moriarty pathetic not…
Make him into shoes.
what
no
noo
i’d never do such thing
never
so
my cousin just called moriarty pathetic
not sure of how i’m supposed to react to this
but well then. this is a shame. he was my favorite cousin.
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
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i love how some people only call you when they :
need you
need something
having nothing better to do
realize you don’t give a rat’s ass about them anymore
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Anonymous asked: when you can, pleasepleaseplease make more tamsin gifs! especially from chalet girl. i love them and her
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mishawinsexster:
Scrolling through the Elementary tag is actually quite amusing.
my feelings exactly
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i couldn’t help but laugh at the latest elementary news. that show has the potential to be so spectacularly, wondrously fucking awful that I honestly can’t wait to see it.
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Você é meu.
Mesmo bravo.
Mesmo irritado.
Mesmo retardado.
Mesmo chato....
– Meu, meu, meu e só meu. (esvaziar)
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ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:
“i’m hilarious” i whisper to myself as i continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
kurtcoblainechel:
“And loose enough to show you’re a lady,” Jennifer Lopez says as I can almost see her nipple
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WHERE THE HELL IS ANGELINA JOLIE!!!!?!?!
wolfgillykta1913:
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shercockholmes:
have you ever tried seeing how much whipped cream you can get in your mouth but then once your mouth is totally full you start laughing and it goes everywhere
omg
Não vivo do vazio, eu sou cheia… Cheia de saudade.
– Ana Maria (via versosemoldurados)
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Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.