February 2012
0 posts
brunchwithsatan: Do you ever listen to your washing machine and hear what sounds like a fucking wrench get tossed around the wash? And all you can think of is, ‘oh man- what the fuck did I leave in my pants that could be getting ruined?’
Feb 29th
10 notes
1 tag
moonshoestessa replied to your post: so my cousin just called moriarty pathetic not… Make him into shoes. what  no noo i’d never do such thing never
Feb 29th
1 note
so my cousin just called moriarty pathetic not sure of how i’m supposed to react to this but well then. this is a shame. he was my favorite cousin.
Feb 29th
1 note
1 tag
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Feb 29th
19,084 notes
2 tags
manosukestoned420: omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
Feb 29th
15,990 notes
2 tags
Feb 29th
28,113 notes
i love how some people only call you when they : need you need something having nothing better to do realize you don’t give a rat’s ass about them anymore
Feb 29th
4 notes
2 tags
Anonymous asked: when you can, pleasepleaseplease make more tamsin gifs! especially from chalet girl. i love them and her
Feb 29th
1 note
4 tags
Feb 28th
2,706 notes
3 tags
Feb 28th
83 notes
1 tag
Feb 28th
3,262 notes
Feb 28th
1,196 notes
Feb 28th
2,657 notes
Feb 28th
186 notes
1 tag
Feb 28th
1,618 notes
mishawinsexster: Scrolling through the Elementary tag is actually quite amusing.  my feelings exactly 
Feb 28th
1 note
4 tags
i couldn’t help but laugh at the latest elementary news. that show has the potential to be so spectacularly, wondrously fucking awful that I honestly can’t wait to see it.
Feb 28th
2 notes
1 tag
Feb 28th
21,368 notes
3 tags
Feb 28th
2,593 notes
Feb 28th
9,885 notes
5 tags
Feb 28th
2,472 notes
1 tag
Feb 28th
8,699 notes
1 tag
“Você é meu. Mesmo bravo. Mesmo irritado. Mesmo retardado. Mesmo chato....”
– Meu, meu, meu e só meu. (esvaziar)
Feb 28th
31,454 notes
5 tags
Feb 28th
1,272 notes
Feb 28th
4,396 notes
Feb 28th
1,588 notes
1 tag
Feb 28th
34,315 notes
1 tag
Feb 28th
6,715 notes
Feb 28th
20,489 notes
2 tags
Feb 28th
1,307 notes
2 tags
Feb 28th
1,139 notes
Feb 28th
72,953 notes
ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad: “i’m hilarious” i whisper to myself as i continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
Feb 27th
9,884 notes
georgiasam: I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize No it’s not That was like five years ago When did it get to be not 2010ish  What happened 
Feb 27th
15,942 notes
kurtcoblainechel: “And loose enough to show you’re a lady,” Jennifer Lopez says as I can almost see her nipple
Feb 27th
349 notes
2 tags
Feb 27th
44 notes
1 tag
WHERE THE HELL IS ANGELINA JOLIE!!!!?!?!
wolfgillykta1913:
Feb 26th
2 notes
Feb 24th
1,478 notes
Feb 24th
28,861 notes
1 tag
Listen   8 Year old girl from Dublin tries to get her...
Feb 23rd
120,516 notes
shercockholmes: have you ever tried seeing how much whipped cream you can get in your mouth but then once your mouth is totally full you start laughing and it goes everywhere omg
Feb 23rd
14 notes
“Não vivo do vazio, eu sou cheia… Cheia de saudade.”
– Ana Maria (via versosemoldurados)
Feb 23rd
120 notes
1 tag
Feb 23rd
28,861 notes
1 tag
Feb 23rd
1,821 notes
2 tags
Feb 23rd
63 notes
1 tag
Listendonovanandandersonarecunts: solar-tsunami: ...
Feb 23rd
120,516 notes
1 tag
Feb 23rd
47,796 notes
3 tags
Feb 23rd
6,555 notes
Feb 23rd
81,207 notes
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Feb 23rd
58,374 notes